bonerfart said: I’ve seen you do it before I swear
Ah man, maybe? but it wasn’t at that perfect level of awkward.
*at coles checkout holding a handful of reduced items*
Me: “I’m a good bargain hunter”
Girl: “You’re like Man vs Wild!”
Me: “Totally am, except I don’t drink my own piss”
Girl: “Sorry, what?”
Girl: “…that’s really weird”